Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
2pactopus SCORE 113
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
The Twortle SCORE 142
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Accurate. SCORE 146
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The power of barking SCORE 18
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Howling lessons SCORE 9
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229