Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Under Water SCORE 98
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Totally SCORE 87
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 108
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
They know who we are.. SCORE 82
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
Arby’s… SCORE 92