All part of the plan… SCORE 154
My answer to Google Glass. SCORE 68
The hair of the girls from Harry Potter. SCORE 292
And that’s one to grow on! SCORE -4
Alarm clocks… SCORE 183
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 174
A dog’s life. SCORE 210
Humpty Dumpty problems. SCORE 228
Watch out Abe! SCORE 244
When freedom drives to work. SCORE 140
Maximum derp. SCORE 143
The truth about worry. SCORE 153
My parents vs. old people vs. boys my age SCORE 383
I believe it. SCORE 127
I have a sloth. SCORE 110
Like a boss. SCORE 129
Business in the front… SCORE 101
So Delicious SCORE -252
Places Pomeranians don’t belong. SCORE 198
Metal Pole Bang “Art” SCORE -16
Jim Carrey on fame and riches. SCORE 195
Silly Effie. SCORE 233
A letter to a ranger. SCORE 337
Whenever I haven’t checked my email in a few days. SCORE 131
Everywhere is a bed when you’re a cat. SCORE 175
A hero. SCORE 511
Not a bad idea, actually. SCORE 376
Pretty much the same thing… SCORE 204
A few popular pug dance moves. SCORE 38
You didn’t spit in it, did you?! SCORE -2
‘Murica. SCORE 136
Welcome to the future. SCORE 261