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Unlikely+lines+from+a+cosmetics+commercial.
Because%2C+reasons.
Because, reasons. SCORE 151
That%26%238217%3Bs+just+mean.
That’s just mean. SCORE 131
Look+into+my+beard%26%238230%3B+You+are+getting+very+sleepy.
Look into my beard… You are getting very sleepy. SCORE 96
Behind+every+Emo+is+a+dissappointed+parent.
Behind every Emo is a dissappointed parent. SCORE 3
I+think+this+dog+is+in+love.
I think this dog is in love. SCORE 142
This+guy+just+has+a+really+hard+time+with+zippers.
This guy just has a really hard time with zippers. SCORE 158
How+to+date+a+check.
How to date a check. SCORE 108
Nothing+tastes+as+good+as+being+thin+feels.
Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. SCORE 104
Pun%21
Pun! SCORE 184
OMG+so+fun%21
OMG so fun! SCORE 129
Because%2C+reasons.
Because, reasons. SCORE 55
Guns+don%26%238217%3Bt+kill+people%26%238230%3B
Guns don’t kill people… SCORE 91
The+other+Spiderman.
The other Spiderman. SCORE 86
I+need+to+talk+to+you.
I need to talk to you. SCORE 214
Welcome+to+the+internet.
Welcome to the internet. SCORE 76
Whenever+I+read+a+good+book.
Whenever I read a good book. SCORE 342
Seems+legit.
Seems legit. SCORE 208
Cartoon+fights+are+the+best.
Cartoon fights are the best. SCORE 138
CYBERBULLYING%3A+1961
CYBERBULLYING: 1961 SCORE 5
Would+not+bang
Would not bang SCORE 1
Time+changes+everything.
Time changes everything. SCORE 228
That%26%238217%3Bs+what+you+call+a+conundrum.
That’s what you call a conundrum. SCORE 151
The+Dark+Knight+Rises%3A+Sausage+edition.
The Dark Knight Rises: Sausage edition. SCORE 13
The+Gillette+Gentleman.
The Gillette Gentleman. SCORE 151
Never+forget.
Never forget. SCORE 254
Feed+me%2C+human%21
Feed me, human! SCORE 141
How+to+choose+friends+in+the+summer.
How to choose friends in the summer. SCORE 121
Faith+in+humanity%2C+restored.
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 204
What+happens+when+gingers+go+in+the+sun.
What happens when gingers go in the sun. SCORE 114
World%26%238217%3Bs+happiest+animal%3F+The+quokka.
World’s happiest animal? The quokka. SCORE 309
Vodka+vs.+Wine.
Vodka vs. Wine. SCORE 146
Because%2C+reasons.
Because, reasons. SCORE 68
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