Cats are jerks. SCORE 126
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Like a boss. SCORE 288
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
Logic. SCORE 188
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 459
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 63
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 105
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -4
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Getting older. SCORE 140
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
