
Trollololo! SCORE 152

I can’t hear you. SCORE 23

Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193

Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82

Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241

The Twortle SCORE 142

Goats are jerks. SCORE 114

Your cat hates you. SCORE 148

Burn!!! SCORE 1

Found my shirt. SCORE 117

Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229

When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207

Same thing… SCORE 21

At my funeral. SCORE 218

Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255

Howling lessons SCORE 9

Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455

The power of barking SCORE 18

Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20

Going home for vacation SCORE 14

A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148

The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546

Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130

George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22

Now kiss… SCORE 116

One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402

Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12

Cats are jerks. SCORE 157

The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19

Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188

2pactopus SCORE 113