guilty on all charges SCORE 15
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
til death do us part SCORE 22
devastating ruling but fair SCORE 14
whatever it takes SCORE 16
one is never an option SCORE 11
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
they still look like that after taxes SCORE 26
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
all natural SCORE 22
the three settings SCORE 28
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
dreams are fun SCORE 28
have it their way SCORE 16
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
a buttload of wine SCORE 20
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
take the slide SCORE 26
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
the astley paradox SCORE 19
enter my what now? SCORE 27
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3