"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 116
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 60
S C I E N C E B O Y E does a heckin good safety!! SCORE 130
How Your Body Works SCORE 128
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118
huh… $43 M… SCORE 96
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
NONSENSE SCORE 67
You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
This is heartbreaking SCORE 75
#stopit SCORE 98
Smooth AF SCORE 101
Old Habits SCORE 81
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
That’s no way to live! SCORE 79
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
No one listens to me SCORE 157
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 87
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
Salvation for dummies SCORE 80
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 63
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 141
Problem solved. SCORE 111
