Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Paragraph. SCORE 51
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
RIP to my face… SCORE 84
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Are you even real? SCORE 113
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
I GUESS SCORE 45
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
