Seems legit. SCORE 150
How people see me. SCORE 233
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
How marriage works. SCORE 65
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
All the Navies! SCORE 172
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
New books. SCORE 200
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
I love you. SCORE 20
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
Friends. SCORE 213
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
Please be troll. SCORE 230
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
