my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
pebble and roll SCORE 65
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
there were no survivors SCORE 37
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
so true SCORE 37
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
bad ass SCORE 38
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
5 days a week SCORE 45
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
cats always come first SCORE 27
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
oh wow SCORE 48
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
important psa SCORE 44
must pet the pet SCORE 37
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
too late SCORE 38
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
