Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
It actually is this SCORE 35
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 12
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
*gunshots* SCORE 22
You can do this. SCORE 47
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
You go. SCORE 37
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
