
This is my new way of greeting people SCORE 71

When you realize he’s not a good guy after all SCORE 39

Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 39

The original is still the king SCORE 39

Dogs, bruh SCORE 25

I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 32

Do I choose hope or despair? SCORE 35

50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47

Where’s the lie? SCORE 66

This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 38

There’s always tomorrow SCORE 24

A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30

That escalated quickly SCORE 17

Jinkies! SCORE 61

Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36

Needs more white SCORE 23

Life is a balancing act SCORE 53

*Tilts catboy hat* Meowdy SCORE 21

Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 19

At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1

Oh my SCORE 29

Now starting descent SCORE 33

Nailed it SCORE 11

Awkward SCORE 69

No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 44

Non-negotiable SCORE 44

Call 911 SCORE 17

Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40

This is why I’m single SCORE 32

Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29

It’s Mountain Dew Code Yellow SCORE 30

For me? SCORE 45