This is my new way of greeting people SCORE 71
When you realize he’s not a good guy after all SCORE 39
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 39
The original is still the king SCORE 39
Dogs, bruh SCORE 25
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 32
Do I choose hope or despair? SCORE 35
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Where’s the lie? SCORE 66
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 38
There’s always tomorrow SCORE 24
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
That escalated quickly SCORE 17
Jinkies! SCORE 61
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Needs more white SCORE 23
Life is a balancing act SCORE 53
*Tilts catboy hat* Meowdy SCORE 21
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 19
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Oh my SCORE 29
Now starting descent SCORE 33
Nailed it SCORE 11
Awkward SCORE 69
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 44
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
Call 911 SCORE 17
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
It’s Mountain Dew Code Yellow SCORE 30
For me? SCORE 45
