I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
there were no survivors SCORE 37
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
bad ass SCORE 38
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
5 days a week SCORE 45
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
too late SCORE 38
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
he made his choice SCORE 42
pebble and roll SCORE 65
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 37
oh wow SCORE 48
i am this dog SCORE 20