How often these words appears in HP and the Philosopher’s Stone… SCORE 133
Mondays… SCORE 11
Cat training: How to ruin Christmas. SCORE 9
Going to your friend’s house. SCORE 124
Stephen Colbert as Legolas SCORE 146
Sean Bean, RIP. SCORE 8
Murica. SCORE 160
Groupon has a weird sense of humor…. SCORE -2
Much swim SCORE 14
when the DJ plays your jam SCORE 139
Waiter vs amount of liquid in your glass. SCORE 101
it’s a snoop Dogg Christmas! SCORE 175
I swear SCORE 155
Passive-agressive hippie. SCORE 11
There are Two Kinds of People SCORE 135
I agree. SCORE 13
Animal cookies. SCORE 152
This is a radiator!!!! SCORE 140
Pooh Bear gets it. SCORE 129
Harry Potter sings Taylor Swift “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” SCORE 2
Feeling ugly? SCORE 6
Jennifer logic. SCORE 148
Hover cat take off. SCORE 110
It must be a ghost! SCORE 154
Disney worlds. I want to go to there! SCORE 20
I Find Your Lack Of BASS Disturbing: Death Star Bluetooth Speaker SCORE 15
Deep dark fears. SCORE 10
Volume two is coming out soon. SCORE 9
Education nowadays. SCORE 133
Momster. SCORE 10
An anthology of mythical creatures. SCORE 118
Enough gum to last you an hour! SCORE 9