How I got these scars. SCORE 195
My neighbors listen to very good music… SCORE 294
The doctor said it’s cooties… SCORE 209
Why don’t you get off your high horse! SCORE 262
Cats in slow motion. SCORE 67
Forever alone or together forever? SCORE 281
Your call is important to us… SCORE 243
That’s what she said. SCORE 328
I’m gon’ eatchu! SCORE 312
Oh stop it. SCORE 202
The history of whistling. SCORE 173
Reasons your girlfriend didn’t enjoy The Avengers. SCORE 262
Poms not bombs. SCORE 183
Oh great. Who invited the herbivore? SCORE 156
I regret nothing! SCORE 258
If they were honest. SCORE 283
Bed cartography. SCORE 221
Put me down! SCORE 196
What they really mean. SCORE 916
Do want. SCORE 259
Invisible unicycle. SCORE 122
Evolution. SCORE 197
Darth Gayder. SCORE 139
Wanting to be someone else… SCORE 280
Have a baby, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. SCORE 218
That awkward moment when… SCORE 191
Why is the rum gone?! SCORE 143
This Venn diagram. SCORE 267
Instant date. SCORE 222
That awkward moment when… SCORE 234
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy… SCORE 151
I’m not fat… SCORE 143
