Friend approaching from distance. SCORE 173
I choose you! SCORE 274
I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202
Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233
Cat logic. SCORE 178
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 302
Awkward eye contact. SCORE 296
Ummm… SCORE 214
Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 290
Urinal technology. SCORE 216
Microwave: SCORE 183
Winning WiFi. SCORE 389
Times have changed. SCORE 300
Modern parenting. SCORE 188
Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108
Karate Kid logic. SCORE 273
Patty cake cats. SCORE 177
Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372
Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331
Silly Robin… SCORE 136
It all makes sense. SCORE 119
The internet: A love story. SCORE 187
If Obama was white. SCORE 140
No dogs. SCORE 215
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375
Nostalgia. SCORE 213
I love being around you. SCORE 218
No post on Sundays! SCORE 411
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203
Hate it when that happens. SCORE 194
