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I+choose+you%21
SCORE 274
Off+we+go.
Off we go. SCORE 35
Worth+a+try%2C+anyway.
Worth a try, anyway. SCORE 40
Bird%26%238217%3Bs+nesting+in+their+natural+habitat.
Bird’s nesting in their natural habitat. SCORE 30
It%26%238217%3Bs+the+little+things%26%238230%3B
It’s the little things… SCORE 27
So+basically%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+not+vewy+large
So basically, I’m not vewy large SCORE 29
If+I+write+it+down%2C+I%26%238217%3Bll+have+to+burn+the+book%26%238230%3B
If I write it down, I’ll have to burn the book… SCORE 34
Miss+you%26%238230%3B
Miss you… SCORE 34
My+house+key%26%238230%3B
My house key… SCORE 32
Look+for+the+helpers.
Look for the helpers. SCORE 32
The+gato+has+seen+some+things%26%238230%3B
The gato has seen some things… SCORE 28
Planting+the+seeds+of+kindness
Planting the seeds of kindness SCORE 49
You+done+goofed%2C+homie.
You done goofed, homie. SCORE 16
Disagree+largely%2C+generally.
Disagree largely, generally. SCORE 27
OK+but+where+is+the+hard+hat%3F
OK but where is the hard hat? SCORE 27
Thank+you+for+your+service.
Thank you for your service. SCORE 33
Always+wondered+where+the+1-hit+piece+was%26%238230%3B
Always wondered where the 1-hit piece was… SCORE 23
Colour+Code+Canada.+Sorry+not+sorry.
Colour Code Canada. Sorry not sorry. SCORE 34
This+grocery+store+has+a+parking+lot+for+boats.
This grocery store has a parking lot for boats. SCORE 26
Put+that+recipe+on+the+back+of+the+box%2C+IMO.
Put that recipe on the back of the box, IMO. SCORE 31
ppptppptppthhptp
ppptppptppthhptp SCORE 26
PPE+vending+machines+are+a+2020+vibe.
PPE vending machines are a 2020 vibe. SCORE 31
OMG+they+were+not+roommates%2C+bruv.
OMG they were not roommates, bruv. SCORE 33
leaf+go+brrr
leaf go brrr SCORE 36
Yeah.+You%26%238217%3Bre+right+bud%2C+but+did+we+need+to+go+there%3F
Yeah. You’re right bud, but did we need to go there? SCORE 35
You+are+small+scale.
You are small scale. SCORE 40
roaarrrwwwrr+roowr.
roaarrrwwwrr roowr. SCORE 33
gods+gift+to+kazoo
gods gift to kazoo SCORE 31
Counting+around+the+world.+Tally+hooo%21
Counting around the world. Tally hooo! SCORE 33
Every+Dwayne+%26%238216%3BThe+Rock%26%238217%3B+Johnson+movie
Every Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson movie SCORE 26
Thoughts+and+prayers+for+the+forgotten+bouncy+balls.
Thoughts and prayers for the forgotten bouncy balls. SCORE 31
%26%238230%3Band+they+believe+him.
…and they believe him. SCORE 27
Socially+distanced+tea+with+friends.
Socially distanced tea with friends. SCORE 30
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48+beers+and+a+unicycle%2C+throw+one+branch%2C+it+crashes+down%2C+48+beers+and+a+unicycle+on+the+ground%26%238230%3B
48 beers and a unicycle, throw one branch, it crashes down, 48 beers and a unicycle on the ground… SCORE 17
Their+furniture+is+built+with+tears+and+suffering
Their furniture is built with tears and suffering SCORE 31
Author+Ronald+Dahl+in+his+garden+shed%3B+where+he+wrote+most+of+his+books%2C+including+%26%238216%3BCharlie+and+the+Chocolate+Factory.%26%238217%3B+1979
Author Ronald Dahl in his garden shed; where he wrote most of his books, including ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.’ 1979 SCORE 28
For+the+W
For the W SCORE 22
Sir%2C+we+don%26%238217%3Bt+allow+your+kind+%5Bof+bowling%5D+%26%238217%3Bround+here.
Sir, we don’t allow your kind [of bowling] ’round here. SCORE 27
m%26%238217%3Bserver
m’server SCORE 20
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