Fatality SCORE 40
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
And cheese SCORE 26
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Sports! SCORE 42
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
What murder? SCORE 45
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 40
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Proceed SCORE 30
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
The system works SCORE 52
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
