The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Mama no. SCORE 52
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
I GUESS SCORE 45
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
+ cry. SCORE 118
