Saving A Dog SCORE 114
The Poison Garden SCORE 96
Not everyone has two legs. SCORE 81
Mom, am I ugly? SCORE 38
I Love The Way The Earth Rotates.. SCORE 125
Winding River SCORE 88
He Deserves A Peace Prize SCORE 144
You are the vacuum cleaner SCORE 119
We could learn a lot from dogs. SCORE 64
When your teacher asks you to explain your work. SCORE 116
PARAAAAABOLAAAAASSS!!!! SCORE 54
If Only Spiders Could Actually Talk SCORE 100
The Others SCORE 88
Five Doctors SCORE 90
These Aren’t Just Any Daily Commuters SCORE 141
Cat Person SCORE 108
If Trump were really a friend of the gays SCORE 135
He Still Hasn’t Woken Up Yet? SCORE 79
Darth Vader Empire Style SCORE 96
Google knows what you mean… SCORE 83
Kanye West’s Dog SCORE 107
A local H.S. Principal just solved a mysterious senior prank from a decade ago… SCORE 132
I need this. SCORE 48
The most Russian headline I have ever seen SCORE 117
South Park has a pretty amazing take on sadness. SCORE 101
Watching Beauty And The Beast SCORE 30
How did Hitler feel about territory? SCORE 115
Here’s A Better Title For The Books SCORE 83
Where do you think you’re going, baby? SCORE 100
Dog Hero SCORE -42
Children don’t lie. SCORE 141
Once you realize that you don’t need a special occasion to buy cake… SCORE 119
