Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Finally. SCORE 344
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Accurate. SCORE 257
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
