Every man is born an original. SCORE 239
It’s all mine. SCORE 6
glitch in the matrix SCORE 268
Walking on quicksand SCORE 15
Hotel room in Bora Bora SCORE 226
Join the dock side SCORE 188
7 ways to get arrested. SCORE 1
I am my own sleeping bag. SCORE 242
Nostalgia. SCORE 13
Not a soul in sight SCORE 10
Science. SCORE 278
Captain cat sparrow. SCORE 16
The realization that you are at the vet… SCORE 236
Oh, originality… SCORE 313
Make-up. That’s it. SCORE 20
Cookie Monster and the Keebler Hobbits SCORE 15
You can never be too safe. SCORE 163
It’s something satisfying about this SCORE 18
10 ways to get fired. SCORE 1
An albino raven SCORE 15
Ahh bedtime. SCORE 251
Most accurate sign of all time SCORE 12
Brace yourselves. Halloween is coming. SCORE 140
Do a barrel roll. SCORE 141
Ron swanson doesn’t do salad SCORE 285
It’s a bacon and eggs kind of day. SCORE 86
Groom thinks he’s about to bungee jump on his bachelor party SCORE 294
Scumbag uterus. SCORE 269
Mario’s perspective SCORE 311
"Sky Baby" – The worlds smallest working airplane SCORE 9
My puppy makes an adorable pope, for Halloween. SCORE 11
On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was SCORE 21
