
Every man is born an original. SCORE 239

It’s all mine. SCORE 6

glitch in the matrix SCORE 268

Walking on quicksand SCORE 15

Hotel room in Bora Bora SCORE 226

Join the dock side SCORE 188

7 ways to get arrested. SCORE 1

I am my own sleeping bag. SCORE 242

Nostalgia. SCORE 13

Not a soul in sight SCORE 10

Science. SCORE 278

Captain cat sparrow. SCORE 16

The realization that you are at the vet… SCORE 236

Oh, originality… SCORE 313

Make-up. That’s it. SCORE 20

Cookie Monster and the Keebler Hobbits SCORE 15

You can never be too safe. SCORE 163

It’s something satisfying about this SCORE 18

10 ways to get fired. SCORE 1

An albino raven SCORE 15

Ahh bedtime. SCORE 251

Most accurate sign of all time SCORE 12

Brace yourselves. Halloween is coming. SCORE 140

Do a barrel roll. SCORE 141

Ron swanson doesn’t do salad SCORE 285

It’s a bacon and eggs kind of day. SCORE 86

Groom thinks he’s about to bungee jump on his bachelor party SCORE 294

Scumbag uterus. SCORE 269

Mario’s perspective SCORE 311

"Sky Baby" – The worlds smallest working airplane SCORE 9

My puppy makes an adorable pope, for Halloween. SCORE 11

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was SCORE 21