I’m an insomniac SCORE 35
And CCTV SCORE 65
And then teacher call on you SCORE 41
Happy happy hippo SCORE 47
When the realization hits SCORE 23
Unless it has nuts SCORE 36
I plead the 5th SCORE 31
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF SCORE 31
Doggo is done with walk SCORE 35
When will time travel be invented? SCORE 35
He dreams big. He bites big SCORE 34
…and now my kids suffer the same cruel fate SCORE 68
For the mathletes in the room SCORE 21
The bear had it coming SCORE 47
Take a seat. This could take a while SCORE 57
Not today, depression! SCORE 15
I don’t trust myself, either SCORE 27
He’s never lost an escape room SCORE 30
When you realize the tables have turned SCORE 25
What did he expect to happen? SCORE 58
Don’t take me back to the ’70s SCORE 8
As if Crocs weren’t bad enough before… SCORE -26
I hate my voice SCORE 41
That golden God feeling SCORE 43
Guy Fierbi – the mayor of WTF SCORE 41
Only extremely terrifying, yeah? SCORE 24
That’s actually a pretty cool name though SCORE 48
Disney is inevitable SCORE 40
No snooze needed SCORE 34
Mom, look what I found in the sand! SCORE 51
They serve huge portions of philosophy there. SCORE 29
At least you tried SCORE 15