i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
therapy burn SCORE 29
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
enter my what now? SCORE 27
glucose guardian SCORE 12
puzzling SCORE 18
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
not a high success rate SCORE 25
fancy af SCORE 10
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
dreams are fun SCORE 28
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
we really got the life SCORE 11
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
definitely not the same brain SCORE 19
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
never forget SCORE 20
boom SCORE 12
til death do us part SCORE 22
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
