How all literature should be judged. SCORE 295
I can make it talk. SCORE 191
How it’s done. SCORE 162
Cats using computers SCORE 110
How I deal with the Ladies SCORE 17
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 11
Instagram is weird. SCORE 331
Moral of the story. SCORE 191
I’m just too sexy… SCORE 8
When I can smell muffins from downstairs SCORE 10
Justin case SCORE 20
The facts are in. SCORE 250
Call me when you’re responsible for all of Time and Space SCORE 388
Touche. SCORE 280
In A Perfect World… SCORE 7
You’re welcome SCORE 13
Wouldn’t we all? SCORE 258
Quickest Way to Alert the Police SCORE 348
The Official “Fun Vs. Effort” Graph of Pets SCORE 198
I don’t think the genie understood my wish correctly… SCORE 7
One of the Greatest Moments In Office History. SCORE 25
Camel Thorn Trees, Namibia SCORE 11
Mom says I spend too much time on the web… SCORE 11
Hop! SCORE 168
How I want to die SCORE 156
So much truth… SCORE 11
Christmas morning… SCORE 272
We’ve only been going out for a week, and she said this… SCORE 14
Life of a cat. SCORE 161
Mean fruit loops SCORE 6
shadow art SCORE 15
The Perfect Boyfriend SCORE 20
