I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
And cheese SCORE 25
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Fatality SCORE 40
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
What murder? SCORE 45
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Sports! SCORE 42
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
80 hours these days SCORE -17
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -33
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Proceed SCORE 30
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
