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trying+to+straighten+their+lives+out
Getting+my+roommate+to+clean
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
Gaze+in+to+the+potat%F0%9F%A5%94
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
Hah%21+Look+at+this+idiota%21
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31
Big+Buddha+is+watching%2C+always+watching%26%238230%3B
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
McDonald%26%238217%3Bs+1955-2019
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Can+google+birb+vidz+ples%3F
Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 26
Penwing+instincts.
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
%2Agunshots%2A
*gunshots* SCORE 22
By+golly+it+IS+a+pen+wing%21
By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
Please+stop+mowing+the+lawn%2C+Charlotte%26%238230%3B
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
Suddenly+round+of+applause%21
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 46
You+really+nailed+it%2C+pup.
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
It+actually+is+this
It actually is this SCORE 35
Find+a+bin%2C+honestly%26%238230%3B
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
We+should+buy+them+all%3F%3F%3F
We should buy them all??? SCORE 29
I+was+walking+home+from+CVS+this+morning+when+the+wind+blew+my+receipt+out+of+my+hand.
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Cease+your+peasantry%21
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
You+go.
You go. SCORE 37
Golden+brushtail+possii+are+cute.
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
There%26%238217%3Bs+always+one%26%238230%3B
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Sparkling+anxiety+spritz%26%238230%3B
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 46
You+can+do+this.
You can do this. SCORE 47
What+sound+would+it+make%3F
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Just+like+Jesus+would+do%26%238230%3B
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Can+we+phrase+it+differently%2C+please%3F+%26%238211%3B+Papa+Dracula
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Waitasecond%26%238230%3B
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
The+great+refillining.
The great refillining. SCORE 32
Paper+straws+are+for+the+turtles.
Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 22
Robot+puts+a+baby+to+bed%26%238230%3B
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
This+one+hit+my+funny+bone%26%238230%3B
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 33
luvutoobye+%2Aclick%2A
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
It+puts+the+lotion+on%26%238230%3B
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
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