
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39

Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33

Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31

Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23

McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21

Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 26

Penwing instincts. SCORE 30

*gunshots* SCORE 22

By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43

Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22

Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 46

You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31

It actually is this SCORE 35

Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49

We should buy them all??? SCORE 29

I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32

Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23

You go. SCORE 37

Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29

There’s always one… SCORE 29

Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 46

You can do this. SCORE 47

What sound would it make? SCORE 31

Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13

Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24

Waitasecond… SCORE 39

The great refillining. SCORE 32

Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 22

Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23

This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 33

luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29

It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35