Me basically. SCORE 181
… SCORE 10
me in the shower SCORE 21
Wisconsin is closed. SCORE 213
…0-0 SCORE -5
Let’s go live on Mars! SCORE 104
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Accurate. SCORE 9
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
Words. SCORE 162
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 201
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
How much do they pay for… oh. SCORE 13
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
Om nom nom SCORE 10
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
your gay SCORE 249
Too true SCORE 233
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
What do you call primary schools in America? SCORE 204
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
