If I fits, I sits. SCORE 150
Rawr SCORE -5
The human bicycle. SCORE 243
The venus flyyyy trap. SCORE 122
Nursing homes in 30 years. SCORE 128
Cats are jerks. SCORE 115
Trust me, I’m a firefighter. SCORE 109
Police fail. SCORE 220
When people wear confusing costumes for halloween. SCORE 150
So called “Trader” Joe’s… SCORE 175
When I come home from college for the holidays. SCORE 98
Zombie pumpkins. SCORE 89
Whenever I hear my name, but I can’t tell from where. SCORE 113
Whenever the Internet dies. SCORE 46
How to troll your dad. SCORE 178
Cookies. Not even once. SCORE 147
Like a little boss. SCORE 38
I’m rubber and you’re glue. SCORE 70
Haven’t you heard of catfish? SCORE 68
I like big books & I cannot lie. SCORE 181
Ultimate fan SCORE 157
Anatomy of a cast. SCORE 130
How ADHD works. SCORE 179
The original Freudian Slip. SCORE 101
How to teach English literature. SCORE 93
They killed Kenny, again… SCORE 154
You make a compelling point. SCORE 169
Did somebody say “tuna”? SCORE 86
Wouldn’t we all do this for pizza?! SCORE 7
LSHMSFOAIDMT XD SCORE 6
A zombie Charlie Brown Halloween. SCORE 53
My car. SCORE 87
