what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
supersize it SCORE -4
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
working cat SCORE 20
zero traction SCORE 11
every segment on the news SCORE 13
is this satire? SCORE 14
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
a very small dog SCORE 15
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
memorable first customer SCORE 17
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
slap them SCORE 12
cats find a way SCORE 23
i like bananas SCORE 9
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
accidental beauty SCORE 31
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
it’s perfect SCORE 21
