you taste like friendship SCORE 108
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Never sink SCORE 146
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 93
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
He’s bananas SCORE 206
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
WWJD? SCORE 96
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74