Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 135
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Be Lucy SCORE 76
Horses ARE cool SCORE 111
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 90
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 110
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 131
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Measures of success SCORE 81
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
My Man! SCORE 108
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 112
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
I had a lot of work to do today… SCORE 70
