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Reasons+your+girlfriend+didn%26%238217%3Bt+enjoy+The+Avengers.
Why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+funding+this+research%3F
Why aren’t we funding this research? SCORE 26
Cursed+millenial%26%238230%3B
Cursed millenial… SCORE 25
Absence+makes+the+heart+grow+fonder.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. SCORE 19
Kids+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+long+term+hate+storage.
Kids don’t have long term hate storage. SCORE 30
Nice+catch.
Nice catch. SCORE 24
Squid+is+art.
Squid is art. SCORE 27
It%26%238217%3Bs+done.+It%26%238217%3Bs+over%26%238230%3B
It’s done. It’s over… SCORE 26
I+like+this+your+style.
I like this your style. SCORE 32
Peter+can%26%238217%3Bt+relate%26%238230%3B
Peter can’t relate… SCORE 28
Perspective+is+everything.
Perspective is everything. SCORE 29
It%26%238217%3Bs+going+to+be+a+buzzy+day.
It’s going to be a buzzy day. SCORE 26
Scomfort
Scomfort SCORE 19
I+can+jump+higher%26%238230%3B
I can jump higher… SCORE 25
Worked+like+a+charm%26%238230%3B
Worked like a charm… SCORE 23
Arctic+Fox+carrying+a+goose+egg
Arctic Fox carrying a goose egg SCORE 31
Is+this+even+real+life%3F
Is this even real life? SCORE 27
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro. SCORE 25
Chicago+DOT+thinks+they%26%238217%3Bre+cute%26%238230%3B
Chicago DOT thinks they’re cute… SCORE 23
She%26%238217%3Bs+got+places+to+be.
She’s got places to be. SCORE 27
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+on+the+agenda%2C+actually.
It’s not on the agenda, actually. SCORE 23
Just+a+couple+of+buds.
Just a couple of buds. SCORE 30
What+a+time+to+be+awake%21
What a time to be awake! SCORE 22
Your+tax+dollars+at+work%26%238230%3B
Your tax dollars at work… SCORE 19
Soup+cups+made+out+of+bread+are+probably+delicious.
Soup cups made out of bread are probably delicious. SCORE 21
Politicians+these+dayz%26%238230%3B+amirighte%26%238230%3B
Politicians these dayz… amirighte… SCORE 18
Include+as+many+people+as+possible.
Include as many people as possible. SCORE 33
The+frosting+on+this+succulent+cake+looks+delicious%26%238230%3B
The frosting on this succulent cake looks delicious… SCORE 25
See+me+after+class%2C+probably.
See me after class, probably. SCORE 22
Parents+know
Parents know SCORE 26
Feed+the+world.
Feed the world. SCORE 40
Camcorder+technology+from+roughly+1984
Camcorder technology from roughly 1984 SCORE 20
Carbonated+radioactivity.
Carbonated radioactivity. SCORE 22
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