don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
working cat SCORE 20
a very small dog SCORE 15
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
did i stutter? SCORE 12
slap them SCORE 12
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
memorable first customer SCORE 17
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
cats find a way SCORE 23
it’s perfect SCORE 21
i like bananas SCORE 9
is this satire? SCORE 14
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
supersize it SCORE -4
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
zero traction SCORE 11
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
accidental beauty SCORE 31
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
