turning off the basement light SCORE 33
Let’s close 300 more prisons, maybe. SCORE 35
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
The cosmos guide us SCORE 26
Bernie dishes out the burns. SCORE 29
This is not the elephant you’re looking for… SCORE 19
Moms whom prowl SCORE 27
Risky kisses… SCORE 29
24hr time makes way more sense prove me wrong. SCORE 25
No smoking for you… SCORE 28
Miss Kitty SCORE 32
Murdered by the Word of God. SCORE 40
Samsung stock skyrocketed that year… SCORE 35
Hold my beer… SCORE 23
Recruiting for a Volunteer Fire Department SCORE 31
Reading problems. SCORE 31
5 Cents is 5 Cents SCORE 24
taxes SCORE 30
What happened in Vegas… SCORE 30
Fear the clown… SCORE 39
We don’t joke like that, bud. SCORE 33
Spring is coming at you. SCORE 28
Call 1-800-411-PAIN. SCORE 25
A Tribute to Bob Ross SCORE 25
1 day old danger noodle. SCORE 26
…and I helped, too. SCORE 24
The man plans for the apocalypse. SCORE 25
Productivity is at an all time high. SCORE 27
Brothers are good brothers. SCORE 31
Tindr is contagious… SCORE 24
wuv u bb, have good day SCORE 34
Sheep go baa SCORE 31