
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 35

The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19

We need you, bud. SCORE 18

Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 29

Long live the queen!? SCORE 29

Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24

Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22

Preach, Papa. SCORE 40

Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28

To the rescue? SCORE 23

Big wreckage… SCORE 23

Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 27

I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 23

A man of gawd. SCORE 13

Death by words SCORE 24

Corona bad. SCORE 27

Never forget. SCORE 29

Beware the danger. SCORE 27

everyone needs a bestie SCORE 26

Greta how could you. SCORE 26

We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 20

Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 19

US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24

2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 29

Driving an Edison SCORE 31

PASS SCORE 19

You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26

Absolute class. SCORE 24

Be petty SCORE 35

Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24

Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 22

Preparation pays off. SCORE 99