i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
puzzling SCORE 18
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
fancy af SCORE 10
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
we really got the life SCORE 11
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
one is never an option SCORE 10
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
definitely not the same brain SCORE 19
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
til death do us part SCORE 22
not a high success rate SCORE 25
dreams are fun SCORE 28
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
boom SCORE 12
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
glucose guardian SCORE 12
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
enter my what now? SCORE 27
