onward, steed! SCORE 14
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
mooooo SCORE 15
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
cramps SCORE 9
i like bananas SCORE 9
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
everything beagle SCORE 1
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
it’s perfect SCORE 21
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
accidental beauty SCORE 31
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
is this satire? SCORE 14
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
yes they are SCORE 7
duck! SCORE 13
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
memorable first customer SCORE 17
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
a very small dog SCORE 15
supersize it SCORE -4
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
slap them SCORE 12