I’ll get you this time! SCORE 132
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
I’ve got some bad news for you. SCORE 175
Do go on… SCORE 191
Yes. SCORE 285
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
Typical cop… SCORE 135
Pokeface. SCORE 226
Like a boss. SCORE 245
Meerkats! SCORE 96
Hey, Biscuit. SCORE 239
Crap. SCORE 246
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 226
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 223
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
LOL. SCORE 231
Imagine. SCORE 366
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. SCORE 178
How I die. SCORE 254
It’s true. SCORE 163
Dog logic. SCORE 211
How Reddit works. SCORE 157
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124