
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55

That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58

Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69

Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74

Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49

When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47

Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40

Are you even real? SCORE 113

James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106

Mama no. SCORE 52

Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58

Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77

The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56

Oh my lawd. SCORE 79

Walk and talk its. SCORE 73

I GUESS SCORE 46

Inconceivable. SCORE 57

Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48

Advanced Twitter SCORE 116

I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55

The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116

A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44

+ cry. SCORE 119

*smol crunches* SCORE 38

Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39

Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95

The life of a book. SCORE 74

This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39

Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72

The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88

Timeout buddy. SCORE 25

The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65