Oh Google. SCORE 224
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
Where they are now… SCORE 30
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
Society’s ugly SCORE 21
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
Every time. SCORE 294
Your are better at Dying! SCORE 18
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
Get in there! SCORE 9
SONDER SCORE 21
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 24
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
The necklace I bought at an Imagine Dragons concert…Very Original Design. SCORE 14
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
STAR TREK HELP ME! SCORE 5
True story. SCORE 385
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
You are so cute… SCORE 335
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
Exactly. SCORE 170
Basically. SCORE 171
The Feels SCORE 14
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
Returned… SCORE 14