NOPE. SCORE 14
Adventure Time meets Star Wars. SCORE 72
A few hours after I eat at Taco-Bell. SCORE 151
or women :/ SCORE 9
Like cows needed to be any more delicious. SCORE 141
There can only be one SCORE 383
I’m not short, I’m compact. SCORE 257
Soon. SCORE 89
How to brush your teeth like a real man. SCORE 97
Electro SCORE -6
Where lemonade comes from. SCORE 145
The power of a leather jacket. SCORE 232
Three. SCORE 192
Because cats are jerks, that’s why. SCORE 84
I have something in common with Charlie Brown. SCORE 213
What it’s like to own a cat. SCORE 175
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Looks like. SCORE 270
Shave the whales. SCORE 84
Pounce! SCORE 168
The object to your left… SCORE 5
Nom Nom Nom SCORE 2
Marilyn’s measurements. SCORE 125
Replace guns with thumbs. SCORE 97
Bizarro high heels. SCORE 135
This is how low I’ve sunken. SCORE 246
How pandas are made. SCORE 139
Your face while reading this post. SCORE 187
Meow SCORE 0
Where Children Sleep: Portraits From Around The World. SCORE 294
Good dog Milo. SCORE 287
How I solve Rubik’s Cubes. SCORE 161
