George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Weird SCORE 46
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
Under Water SCORE 98
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 108
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
Totally SCORE 87
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
They know who we are.. SCORE 82
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
