Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
+ cry. SCORE 119
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
I GUESS SCORE 46
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Mama no. SCORE 52
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
