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%2Aseductively+grabs+milk+carton%2A
Why+you+wakin%26%238217%3B+me+up%26%238230%3B
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
Sir%2C+this+is+a+Wendy%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3B
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Entitlement+comes+easy%21
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 38
Yeah+we+can+play+this+game%26%238230%3B
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
For+thine+booty%2C+muh+Lorde.
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 14
Australian+diver+spots+fish+rocking+a+gold+wedding+ring+in+the+Pacific+Ocean%26%238230%3B+and+it%26%238217%3Bs+beautiful.
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
This+guy+gets+ladies%26%238230%3B
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
Paradoxical+Revenge
Paradoxical Revenge SCORE 31
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+just+do+that+to+the+doge%2C+lady.
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
Well+placed+credit+card+advertisement%26%238230%3B
Well placed credit card advertisement… SCORE 13
Look+at+you+and+your+wisdom+teeth%26%238230%3B
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 31
Behind+the+scenes+is+just+awful.
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
OK+so+that%26%238217%3Bs+how+they+wear+the+pants%26%238230%3B
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 24
More+like+swallow+whole%2C+amiright%3F
More like swallow whole, amiright? SCORE 19
Just+older+brother+things%26%238230%3B
Just older brother things… SCORE 22
The+contrast+is+palpable.
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
How+to+make+the+world+your+focus+group%26%238230%3B
How to make the world your focus group… SCORE 16
You+is+beautiful%2C+and+all+that+jazz%2C+baby.
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
A+hundred+thousand+lawyers%2C+probably.
A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 18
Yeah+I+could+go+for+one+of+those%26%238230%3B
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
I+wonder+if+they+gave+their+two+weeks%26%238230%3B
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 24
Crikey%2C+m8%26%238230%3B
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
I+like+a+picnic%2C+periodically.
I like a picnic, periodically. SCORE 17
You+are+pure+comedy%26%238230%3B+to+someone.
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Trust+no+one.
Trust no one. SCORE 16
Welp%2C+off+to+save+the+world%21
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
It%26%238217%3Bs+DoorDash+dinner+tonight%2C+ancient+children%26%238230%3B
It’s DoorDash dinner tonight, ancient children… SCORE 32
Oh+lawdy+we+growing+up%26%238230%3B
Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29
What+a+dream+job%26%238230%3B
What a dream job… SCORE 31
It+is%26%238230%3B+the+Google+way.
It is… the Google way. SCORE 26
got+%26%238216%3Beeeeeeeeem
got ‘eeeeeeeeem SCORE 19
It%26%238217%3Bs+more+of+a+canon%2C+no%3F
It’s more of a canon, no? SCORE 28
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