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Trump%26%238217%3Bs+lawyer+reminds+me+of+someone%26%238230%3B
Workers+eradicate+first+nest+of+%26%238216%3Bmurder+hornets%26%238217%3B+found+in+US
Workers eradicate first nest of ‘murder hornets’ found in US SCORE 26
Tarantulas+molt+their+fangs%2C+apparently.
Tarantulas molt their fangs, apparently. SCORE 14
Hail+the+queen%21
Hail the queen! SCORE 29
Hold+on+to+your+butts%21
Hold on to your butts! SCORE 24
Small+town+USA%2C+in+an+echo+chamber.
Small town USA, in an echo chamber. SCORE 35
Ah+yes%2C+the+sport%26%238230%3B
Ah yes, the sport… SCORE 10
Elephant+shrews+are+more+closely+related+to+elephants+than+they+are+shrews%2C+BTW.
Elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than they are shrews, BTW. SCORE 21
We+are+terrifying%2C+frankly.
We are terrifying, frankly. SCORE 28
I+fitted.
I fitted. SCORE 27
Layers+are+important.
Layers are important. SCORE 29
Another+thing+to+stress+about+every+morning.
Another thing to stress about every morning. SCORE 25
Deep+breaths+ladies%2C+you+deserve+it%21
Deep breaths ladies, you deserve it! SCORE 22
What+a+JACKass
What a JACKass SCORE 24
Quite+possibly+I+am+adept+at+avoiding+answering+questions.
Quite possibly I am adept at avoiding answering questions. SCORE 33
Onwards%2C+to+battle%21
Onwards, to battle! SCORE 27
Buh%26%238230%3B+GOK
Buh… GOK SCORE 24
Gyna+baaaad
Gyna baaaad SCORE 22
I+Am+The+One+Who+Knock-Diddly-Ocks
I Am The One Who Knock-Diddly-Ocks SCORE 10
I%26%238217%3Bm+improving+my+best%21
I’m improving my best! SCORE 20
The+dolphins+tried+to+warn+us
The dolphins tried to warn us SCORE 30
We+need+to+talk%26%238230%3B
We need to talk… SCORE 20
Wrecked.
Wrecked. SCORE 28
That+was+a+close+one
That was a close one SCORE 17
A+god+among+men.
A god among men. SCORE 26
Moms+always+clap.
Moms always clap. SCORE 19
Car+go+squish.
Car go squish. SCORE 20
Never+could+figure+that+one+out%26%238230%3B
Never could figure that one out… SCORE 20
Well+played.
Well played. SCORE 27
tick+tock
tick tock SCORE 28
Teach+your+children+well.
Teach your children well. SCORE 19
Can%26%238217%3Bt+have+nice+things
Can’t have nice things SCORE 25
deuces%26%238230%3B
deuces… SCORE 27
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