Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. SCORE 58
How the internet works. SCORE 120
How do you hook up with a fat chick? SCORE -3
In an alternate universe. SCORE 191
Cats are jerks. SCORE 115
What I think vs. What I say. SCORE 261
The actual size of a blue whale heart SCORE 118
Balloon lamps. SCORE 217
The joys of daylight savings time. SCORE 435
My morning exercise routine. SCORE 157
A Day Made of Glass SCORE 5
Why girls go to the bathroom in groups. SCORE 305
Perfect timing. SCORE 202
Seems legit. SCORE 139
Grandma! SCORE 144
Fluffy friends. SCORE 106
The Levitron Revolution. SCORE 35
Time Travelers. SCORE 108
Words. SCORE 237
I can jump higher than a house SCORE 181
Social media. SCORE 46
People with allergies can understand. SCORE 204
Trolling a squirrel. SCORE 205
Winning. SCORE 417
Flirting SCORE 14
Accurate. SCORE 303
The drive poo. SCORE 73
True terror… SCORE 207
Found my pencils. SCORE 187
Every time I start watching the new season of a show. SCORE 134
Poke-Cat SCORE 130
Hipster world problems. SCORE 121
