we are not the same SCORE 45
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
hoas are a scam SCORE 36
the caffeine crash is real SCORE 19
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
genius or not? SCORE 7
your phone is always listening SCORE 16
it didn’t survive the wash SCORE 29
feel my fatness SCORE 17
retirement is near SCORE 22
chaotic positivity only SCORE 18
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
bilbo found peace in retirement SCORE 20
don’t forget the tequila! SCORE 15
clever christmas tree cat hack SCORE 25
my preciouses SCORE 14
“real meat” SCORE 15
the turkeys are fighting back SCORE 27
he’s beautiful SCORE 33
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
gonna be awhile SCORE 19
present the witnesses SCORE 46
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
cheese and bread leads to time travel SCORE 15
very happy bat sounds SCORE 40
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
it’s delicious i swear! SCORE 6
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
this is my lore SCORE 15
we got married immediately SCORE 19