Slow Robot
I+can+jump+higher+than+a+house
Reality
Reality SCORE 17
Whenever+I+use+my+parents%26%238217%3B+computer.
Whenever I use my parents’ computer. SCORE 129
Vegetarians
Vegetarians SCORE 0
An+Epic+Spanish+Lip-Dub.
An Epic Spanish Lip-Dub. SCORE -3
School+these+days.
School these days. SCORE 139
Oh%2C+you+want+a+dislike+button%3F
Oh, you want a dislike button? SCORE 199
Six+reasons+you+should+consider+being+a+cat.
Six reasons you should consider being a cat. SCORE 6
playing+with+fire
playing with fire SCORE 0
Mustache+ice+tray%21
Mustache ice tray! SCORE 132
Seems+legit.
Seems legit. SCORE 296
Every+time.
Every time. SCORE 286
Scumbag+Dumbledore.
Scumbag Dumbledore. SCORE 170
So+this+happened%26%238230%3B
So this happened… SCORE 72
The+moment%26%238230%3B
The moment… SCORE 265
Cymbalta.
Cymbalta. SCORE 148
When+I+get+in+trouble+with+my+professor
When I get in trouble with my professor SCORE 154
Visit+the+elves+in+historic+Rivendell.
Visit the elves in historic Rivendell. SCORE 164
I%26%238217%3Bm+eating+a+banana.
I’m eating a banana. SCORE 3
I%26%238217%3Bve+still+got+it
I’ve still got it SCORE 297
I%26%238217%3Bm+from+the+90s.
I’m from the 90s. SCORE 8
All+of+my+shirts+could+say+this+and+be+accurate.
All of my shirts could say this and be accurate. SCORE 145
Men+wearing+skinny+jeans
Men wearing skinny jeans SCORE 116
I+know+that+feel%2C+bro.
I know that feel, bro. SCORE 387
My+heart+is%26%238230%3B
My heart is… SCORE 2
Gandalf+problem+solving.
Gandalf problem solving. SCORE 115
How+karma+works.
How karma works. SCORE 194
I+miss+High+School.
I miss High School. SCORE 435
I+like+my+men+like+I+like+my+tea.
I like my men like I like my tea. SCORE 286
Where%26%238217%3Bs+Rob%3F
Where’s Rob? SCORE 1
Please+send+another+%26%238216%3Bright+person%26%238217%3B
Please send another ‘right person’ SCORE 222
Literally.
Literally. SCORE 225
Brace+yourself.
Brace yourself. SCORE 443
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